unicorn love

If your time isn't being spent admiring or paying respects to such a magnificent creature, there is something terrible immoral with your being.

• robot unicorn funtimes with superb soundtrack
• misrepresented images of unicorns (hosts to be annihilated)
• widespread acknowledgment of the all mighty unicorn
• even yarn loves unicorns
• musical praise to the unicorn
• woman and unicorn combine to make supreme being
• unicorns are patriotic creatures
  

Truth and knowledge are one of the many virtues beheld upon by the mystic unicorn. All who know of such a fantastical beast can only dream of being honoured with the presence of the majestic horned divinity.