only to find that the bloody thing didn't have any goddamn chocolate chunks in it. It was just a regular peanut bar, which I admit having unsympathetic feelings for. At that particular moment, I felt as if Nature Valley had cheated me out of my promised chocolate chunks, which got me thinking: When girls wear push-up and other enhancing brassieres, are guys disappointed when they see the bare boobs? Is it like opening a present shaped like that brand new bicycle only to find it's a bunch of bratz dolls glued together to make themselves look like a bicycle? I would be heart-broken if I had to ride around on mulitudes of poorly-proportioned dolls instead of a shiny new bicycle. And it's not even like boobs are really all that attractive, in my personal opinion. But honestly, it's a subjective thing (lol jk boobs rock).Anyway, there's a lot to be said about how our society uses devices and gimmicks to deceive the average male recipient that causes me to laugh and vomit at the same time (end result: death by choking on bile). It's rather unfortunate how men are so easily tricked into thinking that women are more attractive than they are. Again, beauty is subjective, so really they're just adhering to modern media's standards - which we'd all like to defy (pride thing, y'know) - like the rest of us.
Shitty deal, eh?
