top 10 (or so) worst places to get a mosquito bite

10) Bottom of your foot

9) In between fingers

8) Below your nose

7) Underneath tight jeans

6) Boobs/moobs

5) Ass

4) Armpit

3) Gonads

2) Near lips (herpes?)

1) THAT SPOT ON YOUR BACK THAT CHAFES AGAINST YOUR BRA WHATISTHISSHIT